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Armchair Christian 

A person who projects their personal beliefs about Christ on another person without consideration of the other person's personal beliefs about Christ.
This is always done in a manner which does not promote unity within the "Body of Christ"
Earl, speaking to Carl as an "Armchair Christian" once again questions Carl's interpretation of the scriptures.
"See Carl, you've once again taken the whole scriptural passage out of context.
Jesus did not really say that the wine was His blood, and the bread was His body.
What Bible are you reading from Carl, the NIV or something?"
Armchair Christian by Itstartstoday October 16, 2014
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armchair christian 

The act of a person being extremely upset when another person say they don't believe in the man made God. Proceeds to tell that person they will go to hell when they die, but in turns never goes to church or contributes to the church in any fashion.
Frank: "No, I don't go to church, I really don't believe in the man made God."

Ted: "You're going to hell when you die!"

Frank: "When was the last time you were in church?"

Ted: "25 years ago, I have not gone back after my confirmation."

Frank: "Yes, so tell me again how I am going to hell, but you're not???" "Must be nice to be an Armchair Christian."
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