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clever and witty ..always ready with a cutting comeback ~ an asshole if you deserve it, but not to the point of truly hurting someone ~ perceptive and brilliant ...tending to have these deep complex thoughts and theories ~ fearless and always up for a challenge or some sort of adventure ..making him even sexier <3

draws some sweet spaceships

loses miserably at highlighter/pen fights

pretty much everything i look for in a guy ;)
"i don't mind losing, i just can't stand getting beat"
-Arland
arland by Good Book December 20, 2008
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Armand’s are one of the most interesting people. As a first impression, an Armand may seem like a jerk, weird, and dominating, but these traits aren’t who they truly are and they are merely a mask. If you manage to get with an Armand, consider yourself the luckiest of the luckiest. Armand’s like to play the field but when they truly like someone, they will stay with that person forever to the point where they will almost never leave you alone. Even as a friend, if treated with respect and trust, they will never leave you and will want to spend every minute with you. Don’t be feared by an Armand’s dominating personality, as they are incredibly soft on the inside and will go through great lengths to hide it as they see it being a weakness.
Jessica: What’s the name of your boyfriend

Nicole: Oh, hes an Armand
Jessica: Armand? He’s a jerk
Nicole: Actually, he’s fairly sweet once you get to truly know him
Armand by Jayehay34 June 2, 2021
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A guy that is unlike any other. Usually A Hispanic man, who is prideful and likes to please the woman he is with. Can be stern, but also has a goofy side to him. Jealous and protective when he needs to be, not scared to jump into a fight if need be. Loyal, honest man who makes a great boyfriend.
-Man, that Armando guy I am dating is one of a kind.

-Have you been with an Armando before? If not, you are missing out.
Armando by TheReeelz October 12, 2017
Real sensitive when has fallen in love with a specific type of person usually the type of girl that will push him away . Armando's doesn't give up on you they are really passionate about there love life . He is know to be good in bed will take hours to make him satisfied but will satisfies you in 10 minutes he will annoy you get you mad but we all know you can't be mad at him forever you will miss him when's he's gone if you ever have and Armando in your life make sure you keep him forever
Do you know who that amazing guy is he seems like an Armando
Armando by Swag_master June 13, 2014

Acland's bean

a slang term used when one is feeling very excited. Is synonymous with arousal.
i'm as keen as Acland's bean, yeah yeah
Acland's bean by Scarfie C September 2, 2010

armandodraws 

An overrated artist on tiktok that comments alot and gets thousands of followers each week
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Arlinda is the definition of a person with a golden heart. She is the sweetest person amongst everyone. If you ever get to know Arlinda, you will definitely fall in love. Her mindset is of a person who thinks ahead, thinks whats best for the people around her. If you meet Arlinda, keep her close! She will bring you joy and faithfulness in every moment.
That girl must be a Arlinda. Just look at that beauty
Arlinda by stohle February 22, 2022
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