A discusting Creature refered to an acient hairy mammal Andreasous Ioannidous. Creeps in the dark and kills his pray with his sperm. He smells like dog odor and usually has a massivenose.
POUNCE, ARKUDA JUMPED OUT OF THE MYSTY CAVE AND BIT SER KLOKKARIS IN THE ARSE. POISONED HIM WITH EMOROIDES AND STAGE FOUR CHOLERA.
When talking about and Arkoday, you will be referring to a short, Asian male (Male because that's what the doctors class him as).
An Arkoday has also lived in multiple countries and has parents who want him to be a doctor and have an arranged marriage to whoever they want him to marry, with him not being able to say anything about it.
An Arkoday also can be referred to as being a mentally unstable assassin who has escaped multiple mental asylums.
"Just had a doctors appointment with a depressed looking doctor. He was probably an Arkoday"
"That guy over there has lived in a dozen countries. I think he's an Arkoday"
Asian bride - "Dad, who am i going to marry?"
Asian brides Dad - "I don't know, I will probably find an Arkoday for you"
A man that has a massive asshole becasue he enjoys being pounded by ugly women using dildos. They are often Portugese. They also may be attracted to monkeys and young children. They have a lot of sexual fustration which causes massive amounts of masterbation and hemorrhaging from the penis.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.