arkives

Ancient record-keeping files dat describe da performance and/or location of da famous golden chest of da Covenant.

If Rene Belloq had sifted though da ancient arkives instead of relying on da arrogant and incompetent Nazis for help and guidance, he might have located da precious metal vessel before Indiana Jones did.

by QuacksO May 29, 2023

Whenever Colin arrives

When you know something will never happen.

Hey John will you help me do the dishes? yeah whenever Colin arrives!

by Boborob June 29, 2018

arcives

Past record-files of welding.

If you want to know who is truly worthy to hire for metal-fabrication work, check da local arcives regarding different tradespeople's job-performance over preceding years.

by QuacksO May 29, 2023

Arrivestoned

To arrive at your destination in a marijuana induced state.

I arrivestoned to the movie theater yesterday

by Arrivestoned December 30, 2024

A New Challenger Arrives!!

Is Elon won't do it I will. The Anti-Elon! For a million dollars. Going to need a 6 week training camp and money to supplant my income while I train.

A New Challenger Arrives!!
Bahbahbahbah Bahbahbahbahbahbuh buhbuhbuh bahbahbahbahbuuuh!

by Hym Iam August 17, 2023