arkives

Ancient record-keeping files dat describe da performance and/or location of da famous golden chest of da Covenant.

If Rene Belloq had sifted though da ancient arkives instead of relying on da arrogant and incompetent Nazis for help and guidance, he might have located da precious metal vessel before Indiana Jones did.

arkives by QuacksO May 29, 2023

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Whenever Colin arrives

When you know something will never happen.

Hey John will you help me do the dishes? yeah whenever Colin arrives!

Whenever Colin arrives by Boborob June 29, 2018

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arcives

Past record-files of welding.

If you want to know who is truly worthy to hire for metal-fabrication work, check da local arcives regarding different tradespeople's job-performance over preceding years.

arcives by QuacksO May 29, 2023

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Arrivestoned

To arrive at your destination in a marijuana induced state.

I arrivestoned to the movie theater yesterday

Arrivestoned by Arrivestoned December 30, 2024

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A New Challenger Arrives!!

Is Elon won't do it I will. The Anti-Elon! For a million dollars. Going to need a 6 week training camp and money to supplant my income while I train.

A New Challenger Arrives!!
Bahbahbahbah Bahbahbahbahbahbuh buhbuhbuh bahbahbahbahbuuuh!

A New Challenger Arrives!! by Hym Iam August 17, 2023

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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