arkives

Ancient record-keeping files dat describe da performance and/or location of da famous golden chest of da Covenant.

If Rene Belloq had sifted though da ancient arkives instead of relying on da arrogant and incompetent Nazis for help and guidance, he might have located da precious metal vessel before Indiana Jones did.

arkives by QuacksO May 29, 2023

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Whenever Colin arrives

When you know something will never happen.

Hey John will you help me do the dishes? yeah whenever Colin arrives!

Whenever Colin arrives by Boborob June 29, 2018

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arcives

Past record-files of welding.

If you want to know who is truly worthy to hire for metal-fabrication work, check da local arcives regarding different tradespeople's job-performance over preceding years.

arcives by QuacksO May 29, 2023

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Arrivestoned

To arrive at your destination in a marijuana induced state.

I arrivestoned to the movie theater yesterday

Arrivestoned by Arrivestoned December 30, 2024

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A New Challenger Arrives!!

Is Elon won't do it I will. The Anti-Elon! For a million dollars. Going to need a 6 week training camp and money to supplant my income while I train.

A New Challenger Arrives!!
Bahbahbahbah Bahbahbahbahbahbuh buhbuhbuh bahbahbahbahbuuuh!

A New Challenger Arrives!! by Hym Iam August 17, 2023

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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