Arff 

This is the noise a seal makes

Woah that seal sure has a loud arff!!

Arff by djmono January 13, 2007

arff 

the biggest of faggotry has infiltrated such a name and created a monstrosity of gayness, to whomever holds this title has been vowed as the most queer and disgusting pigfest in the entire cesspool of faggotry, may god rest his poor unfiltered soul for he has passed the barrier between gay and gayer.

arff is so cute when his hemorrhoid sticks out of his ass enough for him to bend over and suckle on it

arff by cum muncher 23000 June 26, 2022

Lock arff 

Lock arff is when some mad ting is cock-blocked, like when a road is “shutdown” ( mad song), basically, it is when someone or some ting is out of bounds to you or some peng tings.

Ramzy-“Damn booi she be phat as fock, dose curves make me suffocate blud.”

Shane-“Naaah mun, dat chick be LOCK ARFF, yeh she be a virgin, but she got a bf, damn he Dench doe. Asked dat chick out bruv. REJECTION OOOOOOOOOOFFF.”

Lock arff by Specialpeter June 15, 2018

Arffmagetts 

The real official name for a dog, other names used are considered nicknames and are insults to dogs.

"woof woof"

my name is Arffmagetts

Arffmagetts by arffmagetts October 4, 2008