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arff
the biggest of faggotry has infiltrated such a name and created a monstrosity of gayness, to whomever holds this title has been vowed as the most queer and disgusting pigfest in the entire cesspool of faggotry, may god rest his poor unfiltered soul for he has passed the barrier between gay and gayer.
arff is so cute when his hemorrhoid sticks out of his ass enough for him to bend over and suckle on it
arff by cum muncher 23000 June 26, 2022
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Lock arff
Lock arff is when some mad ting is cock-blocked, like when a road is “shutdown” ( mad song), basically, it is when someone or some ting is out of bounds to you or some peng tings.
Ramzy-“Damn booi she be phat as fock, dose curves make me suffocate blud.”
Shane-“Naaah mun, dat chick be LOCK ARFF, yeh she be a virgin, but she got a bf, damn he Dench doe. Asked dat chick out bruv. REJECTION OOOOOOOOOOFFF.”
Shane-“Naaah mun, dat chick be LOCK ARFF, yeh she be a virgin, but she got a bf, damn he Dench doe. Asked dat chick out bruv. REJECTION OOOOOOOOOOFFF.”
Lock arff by Specialpeter June 15, 2018
Arffmagetts
The real official name for a dog, other names used are considered nicknames and are insults to dogs.
Arffmagetts by arffmagetts October 4, 2008
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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