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the biggest of faggotry has infiltrated such a name and created a monstrosity of gayness, to whomever holds this title has been vowed as the most queer and disgusting pigfest in the entire cesspool of faggotry, may god rest his poor unfiltered soul for he has passed the barrier between gay and gayer.
arff is so cute when his hemorrhoid sticks out of his ass enough for him to bend over and suckle on it
arff by cum muncher 23000 June 26, 2022
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Lock arff 

Lock arff is when some mad ting is cock-blocked, like when a road is “shutdown” ( mad song), basically, it is when someone or some ting is out of bounds to you or some peng tings.
Ramzy-“Damn booi she be phat as fock, dose curves make me suffocate blud.”

Shane-“Naaah mun, dat chick be LOCK ARFF, yeh she be a virgin, but she got a bf, damn he Dench doe. Asked dat chick out bruv. REJECTION OOOOOOOOOOFFF.”
Lock arff by Specialpeter June 15, 2018

Arffmagetts 

The real official name for a dog, other names used are considered nicknames and are insults to dogs.
"woof woof"

my name is Arffmagetts
Arffmagetts by arffmagetts October 4, 2008

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026