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Meaning you can't be serious. Saying that it will never happen.
Man 1: Ah dog you should talk to Stacy.
Man 2: Are you, she busted.
ARE YOU by TRIPLE C- December 8, 2004
No fuck you I'm not going to be the 0.
Hym "Are you? Really? Or is that a thing you want me to ascent to? Because you are trying to dictate to me what I have to do and I'm not going to let you guide me into a life. That is not how you being in charge is going to work. Like, you're trying to play God and the form it's taking is a life swap between me and my less intelligent but equally psychopathic wannabe 'single white female'. And it's not going to result in anything that is good for me or anyone else because I'm just going to resort to violence (inevitably) and kill myself. So, stop trying to do this. I am the 1 who decides whether or not the thing I know you are trying to do to me is going to work and my decision is 'No.' I've decided that it isn't. Unless you're trying to get me to murder my own parents or somebody's kids (which is like what happened to some of the other ones you to whom you have done this and are covering up). And my decision is final. Just like what is going to happen to the person you tried to let 'single white female' me."
Are you? by Hym Iam December 16, 2025

Are-you-whoring-me?!?!?! 

Exclamation voicing doubt in what the speaker has just heard or has been told by another.
When Nikki heard how much Steve wanted for the sack he exclaimed, "Fifty dollars? For that? Are-you-whoring-me?!?!?! You gotta be fuckin' whoring me."

Are you skunked

Are you crazy. For example:

Abdi: "WALLAHI I'M NOT GIVING YOU MY P'S

Y.MStizzy: Blud are you skunked?
Are you skunked by Y.MStizzy February 18, 2020

Are you skunked

Are you mad or are you crazy
Used by the legendary Mbbants
Mbbants: can you give me that 5 star rating

Customer: no way I'm giving you 5 stars

Mbbants: what! Are you skunked g give me that 5 star now g are you skunked
Are you skunked by Ash Boens June 2, 2020

are you a friend of mara? 

it’s used when a sapphic wants to know if you’re a lesbian/sapphic or not. it’s also a she ra reference.
sapphic: “are you a friend of mara?”
other: “ yes i am” ✨winkwink
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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