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At goth. A group of goths who stand outside Argos in Stirling dancing to Thomas the Tank Engine and biting anyone that walks past. Usually seen drowned in black clothes chains and gas masks
We can't go to McDonald's today, the argoths are out again.
argoth by Argothhunter2 January 29, 2016
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A group known to spit racist, sexist and offensive slurs at passers by, these cancerous human beings are commonly seen outside Argos in Stirling, Scotland. Argoth's usually start off their day by waking up to "Black Parade" by My Chemical Romance, and crying for 3 hours, this is all before they spend the rest of their day outside of Argos (drinking and smoking), until they either migrate to Kings Park, or the suitably placed McDonald's.
Child: "Mum can we go to Stirling to get some new clothes?"
Mum: "No the Argoth's are out."
argoth by ArgothDestroyer July 6, 2016

Ardithakur 

Brown Indian, small, a nerd and has a red dot on his five head. His girlfriend Natalie can’t even have natural hair colour so he has to buy hair dye all the time and he’s very racist because he’s jealous that all of us have better things then him.
Ardithakur: rajabaja son calling from India

Us: bye
Ardi: no no raja man wait arr we offer $60 a month and no internet

Us: please do not call me again

Ardi: please I am forced to play cricket help me get some rupees and I love nethme
Us: sorry I can’t give you rupees and I’m not going to help you with that
The sexiest bitch of all time the a big O' butty and titties.
Dang, you seen ARDITH today she is a bad bitch.
ardith by MEOW5432 March 12, 2020

Ardith's Law

A law of forum behavior:

The intensity of observed responses in a thread is exponentially proportional to the number of posts about the subject which have already been made.
Nrokofy Peva posts a dozen tirades about the vast superiority of Mega Man fan fiction to Gilman Girls fan fiction. By the twelfth post, the responses have greatly increased in number, and the content of these posts becomes increasingly vitriolic. Primarily a consequence of asshat overload.
Ardith's Law by Foucault February 17, 2005
A fantastic wife, mother, grandmother who loves her family with all of her heart.

Highly creative and crafty.

Loves pet rocks!
Ardyth
Ardyth by meeeeee1 February 3, 2010