The fear of spiders. That a little spider, even though they are helping kill other insects and would never harm you, will somehow eat you alive with its little fangs, or release a spine tingling venom into your bloodstream making you into a spiderman or spiderwoman that shoots butt floss out of its wrists and swings throughout the city protecting people from evil.

Girl: AHHHH! A SPIDER!!! KILL IT!!!!
Boy: Why? it's not really doing anything.. plus i don't really want to get up..
Girl: You don't understand!!!! i have ARACHNOPHOBIA.
Boy: OH, okay let me take off my shoe..

arachnophobia by STS1802 April 17, 2011

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Arachnophobia

Arachnophobia , is something absolute pussies make up so when they get scared of something more than a thousandth smaller than them they don't look stupid.

Ben: Oh look, there's a spider.
Dick: Oh no! Get the little twat away, I've got arachnophobia!!!!
Ben: Idiot.

(Ben picks up spider and puts it on Dick)

Arachnophobia by lololwords12 April 22, 2014

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Arachnophobia

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1. Arachnophobia is a phobia for a fear of spiders.

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2. Arachnophobia is a comedy/horror movie that was released in 1990, it is rated PG-13, so only ages 13+ can watch it.

Did you watch Arachnophobia?

I took a arachnophobia test and sadly I got a positive.

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Shrodingers arachnophobia

Depending on the scenario he or she is afraid of spiders

That friend is a Shrodingers arachnophobia

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Homo-arachnophobia

Fear of gay spiders.

As a self-proclaimed man with homo-arachnophobia, he didn't mind the spider in the shower—he just couldn't handle the judging stare it gave his generic shampoo choices.

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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