The fear of spiders. That a little spider, even though they are helping kill other insects and would never harm you, will somehow eat you alive with its little fangs, or release a spine tingling venom into your bloodstream making you into a spiderman or spiderwoman that shoots butt floss out of its wrists and swings throughout the city protecting people from evil.
Girl: AHHHH! A SPIDER!!! KILL IT!!!!
Boy: Why? it's not really doing anything.. plus i don't really want to get up..
Girl: You don't understand!!!! i have ARACHNOPHOBIA.
Boy: OH, okay let me take off my shoe..
Arachnophobia , is something absolute pussies make up so when they get scared of something more than a thousandth smaller than them they don't look stupid.
Ben: Oh look, there's a spider.
Dick: Oh no! Get the little twat away, I've got arachnophobia!!!!
Ben: Idiot.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.