arabian monocle
arabian monocle by jonitals April 23, 2008
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Arabian Monocle
It is similar to the Arabian Sunglasses but instead of using both testicles only one is used. It is a way for people with only one testicle to still have the fun of being able to give someone Arabian Sunglasses with only the requirement of one testicle.
"Hey guys I just Arabian Monocled * insert name here * "
" I just gave the Arabian monocle to * insert name here *
" I just gave the Arabian monocle to * insert name here *
Arabian Monocle by Meemoo Haxor August 30, 2013
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arabian monocle
Similar to Arabian Goggles; the act while online gaming of dropping ones testicle over the eye of a fallen enemy or comrade, due to time constraints. Quicker than a full goggling, usually just one dip.
arabian monocle by Alan Wordsmith January 3, 2008
Arabian Monocle
A delicious act of whoredom during which a lucky participant has one eye covered by another eager volunteer's respective testicle. See arabian goggles.
Interested party: "Yo dawg, I heard Tay-Tay hooked you up with an Arabian Monocle last night. How was that?"
Reciever: "To be honest bro, sucked. One of my eyes was warm with ballsack, and the other has fresh pink eye. Would I do it again? Anything to bear a striking resemblance to my hero, Mr. Peanut."
IP: "...Dude, what the fuck. He's a nut with a monocle, you had a nut on your face, albeit in monocle fashion. Nigga, you gay. Move past the denial phase."
Reciever: "To be honest bro, sucked. One of my eyes was warm with ballsack, and the other has fresh pink eye. Would I do it again? Anything to bear a striking resemblance to my hero, Mr. Peanut."
IP: "...Dude, what the fuck. He's a nut with a monocle, you had a nut on your face, albeit in monocle fashion. Nigga, you gay. Move past the denial phase."
Arabian Monocle by f7u12intheAmotherF'er June 2, 2011
arabian monacle
After a tragic speluniking incidint he was only able to give his woman an an arabian monacle, you assclown.
arabian monacle by cindy assclown January 14, 2008
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