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Aqua>lplok
1:hey u know Aqualoe?
2:The dude who is much better than lplok?
1:Yea
aqualoe by Aqualoe November 22, 2019
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Aquamoeba (Noun) The most respected PKer in the massive online role playing game known as RuneScape. He has the best stats for any character level 105. He is truly an amazing person. Everybody should be more like Aquamoeba.
Man I wish I was an Aquamoeba for fuck sakes!. God Aqua we need you heeelp!
Aquamoeba by Kryptix July 23, 2004
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aqualock 

A dreadlock formed after being in a pool/shower/lake
"I just got outta the shower and got major aqualocks"
aqualock by Hanz Vinkler August 14, 2007
A plump and succulent loaf of shit usually found floating on the surface of any body of water. Depending on the consistency, some aqualogs can be seen hovering just below the waterline. However, the most dangerous aqualogs are those whose density has caused them to sink to the bottom, where they lie in wait for unsuspecting feet to squish them.

Occasionally aqualogs will wash up on the shoreline, harden, and get used in the construction of children's sandcastles.
As I swam out a little deeper, I noticed an aqualog hurtling towards me on the crest on the next wave.

"This'll teach 'em," Eddie joked to himself as he slipped below the surface and squeezed out a huge aqualog.
Aqualog by JNugs January 20, 2011

aqualeta 

1). A girl in Oklahoma who is one top of the trap game , commonly compared to Kevin Gates and Yo Gotti.
Dang that girl aqualeta the only one to get the job done , these no one to cover for her
aqualeta by jessib September 20, 2014

Aqualoaf 

When one takes a poop while swimming either in a lake, river, steam, pool or pond.
Shayna "hey Brett what's that floating in the water near you?"

Brett "it's an aqualoaf!"
Aqualoaf by Donnie Deutsch July 1, 2018

Aqualord 

A bald old weeb with shit puns. Likes to think he’s top dog and funny but it ain’t true and we all know someone like him.
Aqualord, you’re so bald and shit at Dokkan.
Aqualord by Aqualord October 14, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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