Aqualoaf Share definition Flag When one takes a poop while swimming either in a lake, river, steam, pool or pond. Shayna "hey Brett what's that floating in the water near you?"Brett "it's an aqualoaf!" Aqualoaf by Donnie Deutsch July 1, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the Aqualoaf mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch