Aqualog

A plump and succulent loaf of shit usually found floating on the surface of any body of water. Depending on the consistency, some aqualogs can be seen hovering just below the waterline. However, the most dangerous aqualogs are those whose density has caused them to sink to the bottom, where they lie in wait for unsuspecting feet to squish them.

Occasionally aqualogs will wash up on the shoreline, harden, and get used in the construction of children's sandcastles.

As I swam out a little deeper, I noticed an aqualog hurtling towards me on the crest on the next wave.

"This'll teach 'em," Eddie joked to himself as he slipped below the surface and squeezed out a huge aqualog.

by JNugs January 20, 2011

aquablogous

Inflated with a sense of self-importance. Possibly bluish, slightly damp, and puffy.

1. Stop being aquablogous.

2. Don't be so aquablogous.

3. Get the towel and dry off that bluish aquablogous pufferfish.

by FunkyMarcus January 26, 2011

aqualoe

Aqua>lplok

1:hey u know Aqualoe?
2:The dude who is much better than lplok?
1:Yea

by Aqualoe November 22, 2019

aqualock

A dreadlock formed after being in a pool/shower/lake

"I just got outta the shower and got major aqualocks"

by Hanz Vinkler August 14, 2007

aquanog

A scuba diver of colour

My word, isn't that Everton Cousteau the world renowned black diving expert? A true aquanog if ever there was one.

by Roman Totale November 18, 2007

aqua log

see aqua bog

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

Aqualoaf

When one takes a poop while swimming either in a lake, river, steam, pool or pond.

Shayna "hey Brett what's that floating in the water near you?"

Brett "it's an aqualoaf!"

by Donnie Deutsch July 1, 2018