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Applonian 

A fierce, unwavering supporter of Apple; one whose life is inspired by the Book of Jobs.
"He has absolutely no interest in ever owning a Dell, HP, or any kind of PC, and forget completely about an Android phone, he's a total fucking Applonian. You'd have a better chance of getting Rachel Maddow to eat a corn dog in public on Fox News."
Applonian by Sniffy Sniff October 21, 2011
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Apploser 

Someone who tries to constantly appease people with promises but never comes through on their word.
He promised to help me move and never showed up... what an apploser.
Apploser by RJKCAT November 9, 2015
Powerful, weird, kind, funny, relatable.

Basically a way to describe someone when you don't know how. You can be an Applosk or you can be THE Applisk.
Seth Rogen is an Applosk
applosk by Apploski October 19, 2015

Applonia 

APPLONIA IS THE MOST BAD BITCH GIRL ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING PLANET. ALL THESE FAKE ASS HOES WISH THEY WERE HER. SHE IS LOYAL, HONEST, CARING, GIVING BUT DONT MESS WITH HER BAG BITCH CAUSE YOUR NECK WILL GET SNAPPED
Oh ye Applonia is a bad bitch
Applonia by Soysauce1208 January 9, 2022

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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