"He has absolutely no interest in ever owning a Dell, HP, or any kind of PC, and forget completely about an Android phone, he's a total fucking Applonian. You'd have a better chance of getting Rachel Maddow to eat a corn dog in public on Fox News."
APPLONIA IS THE MOST BAD BITCH GIRL ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING PLANET. ALL THESE FAKE ASS HOES WISH THEY WERE HER. SHE IS LOYAL, HONEST, CARING, GIVING BUT DONT MESS WITH HER BAG BITCH CAUSE YOUR NECK WILL GET SNAPPED