A fierce, unwavering supporter of Apple; one whose life is inspired by the Book of Jobs.
"He has absolutely no interest in ever owning a Dell, HP, or any kind of PC, and forget completely about an Android phone, he's a total fucking Applonian. You'd have a better chance of getting Rachel Maddow to eat a corn dog in public on Fox News."
APPLONIA IS THE MOST BAD BITCH GIRL ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING PLANET. ALL THESE FAKE ASS HOES WISH THEY WERE HER. SHE IS LOYAL, HONEST, CARING, GIVING BUT DONT MESS WITH HER BAG BITCH CAUSE YOUR NECK WILL GET SNAPPED
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.