applosk

Powerful, weird, kind, funny, relatable.

Basically a way to describe someone when you don't know how. You can be an Applosk or you can be THE Applisk.

Seth Rogen is an Applosk

by Apploski October 19, 2015

Aploski Wet Willy

A Russian sexual act by nature (fetish) the 'Aploski Wet Willy' is when a male masturbates into a sexual partners ear to the point of ejaculation into ones ear canal.

Person 1: Hey man! Gave your girlfriend the Aploski Wet Willy yesterday!
Person 2: Knew I could count on you!

by NotGemstar November 21, 2018

Apploser

Someone who tries to constantly appease people with promises but never comes through on their word.

He promised to help me move and never showed up... what an apploser.

by RJKCAT November 9, 2015