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Titties so nice you would stick your head into a toilet and bob for them.

I'd love to put my worm through those apple titties.

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appetitties

A term originally coined by Raman and Samir , Appetitties are breasts so mouth watering, they make you weak from the need for tits

Antonyms are Ape Titties, and ah petit

"first course: appetitties," said the stripper to Selina Cheng

appetitties by SIRGEH January 14, 2009

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Related Words

apple titties • appetitties • Bonerappetitties • apple • apple computer • apple sauce • apple pie • apple bottom • apple head • Apple Fanboy

Boner Appetitties

Boner Appetitties is the fanciest and most prestigious restaurant in town. It was founded by men for men (Although women are allowed if they are into this kind of thing). Boner Appettities offers a large scale of delicious and scrumptious 5 star meals being served by attractive women wearing nothing but lingerie. The women act as proper ladies should and there is to be no touching by the customers. If the ladies do their jobs well, the customer should not feel as if any more interaction needs to take place.

No dude! Lets go to BONER APPETITTIES!!!

Boner Appetitties by Brody Mayor July 28, 2010

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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