appetitties

A term originally coined by Raman and Samir , Appetitties are breasts so mouth watering, they make you weak from the need for tits

Antonyms are Ape Titties, and ah petit

"first course: appetitties," said the stripper to Selina Cheng

by SIRGEH January 14, 2009

Boner Appetitties

Boner Appetitties is the fanciest and most prestigious restaurant in town. It was founded by men for men (Although women are allowed if they are into this kind of thing). Boner Appettities offers a large scale of delicious and scrumptious 5 star meals being served by attractive women wearing nothing but lingerie. The women act as proper ladies should and there is to be no touching by the customers. If the ladies do their jobs well, the customer should not feel as if any more interaction needs to take place.

No dude! Lets go to BONER APPETITTIES!!!

by Brody Mayor July 28, 2010

Appatitties

Appetite for Titties.

I have a real big appatitties.

by Fez-Has-Needs March 30, 2015

parallel appetites

two sex partners having about the same appetite for sex!
consequently, there is none of this 'doing one a favor', stuff!!
this is particularly useful in marriage!, where the dream of a 'hungry' partner can be a silent, unrealized struggle!!

after all these years, juliana and (??) still had parallel appetites for one another.
after the accident, mike and (??'s) parallel appetites had changed somewhat!
judy respected the ballistics of the 'hot drops', john, the 'quivering quim' (match em!!, if gay!) -they still had parallel appetites!!!

by michael foolsley February 2, 2010

Appetitis C

A disease in the Appetitis family which causes a powerful loss of appetite that massively impacts your eating. This one is one of the worse as it makes you completely unable to eat and feel full all the time even when you haven't eaten shit in days.

Person 1: I'm suffering man, I can't eat. I've got Appetitis C.
Person 2: That sounds like shit.

by Whackcoon August 20, 2024