Gertz's definitions

muffin ass

A big, fluffy ass. Also, a person who has a big, fluffy ass.

"My wife wants it--a picture of me naked, 'cause she says I have a wonderful muffin-ass." - Sol Rosenberg

by Gertz March 12, 2004

apple titties

Titties so nice you would stick your head into a toilet and bob for them.

I'd love to put my worm through those apple titties.

by Gertz March 12, 2004