Apple Music

The rich, preppy girl's Spotify. It's considered innovative because it was made by Apple and copied from dozens of music streaming programs before it.

Wow! Apple Music is amazing! Why didn't anyone think of this before?!

Dude, everyone thought of this before.

Apple Music by Underknot February 27, 2016

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See [Spotify}

Person 1: Hey why the fuck did they make me force download apple music?

Person 2: Oh yea its basically force downloading spotify. They are all out of innovations.

Person 1: Oh, yea I cant even get rid of those U2 albums

Person 2: Yea, they probably are gonna make spotify non compatible with apple music

Person 1: Lets have sex

Person 2: Ok

apple music by BitchAssFggtRekt July 23, 2015

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apple music lover

literally the coolest ppl alive
yes u have to pay but its just better than spotify even Spotify premium

woah who's that she's literally so cool
oh thats elise she's an apple music lover!
coollllllllllll

apple music lover by iliketomunchontoes October 16, 2023

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A combination of branding and bland. Used to indicate corporate homogenization. Can also apply to corporate interference in the arts, as in the case of Starbucks forming a music label

😱: A combination of branding and bland. Used to indicate corporate homogenization. Can also apply to corporate interference in the arts, as in the case of Starbucks forming a music label

A combination of branding and bland. Used to indicate corporate homogenization. Can also apply to corporate interference in the arts, as in the case of Starbucks forming a music label by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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