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Apple Fritters 

Delicious batter coated chunks or rings of apple, deep fried and served with honey or syrup. Comes from the blessed nation of China.

Also available as banana and pinapple fritters.
I'll have a Chicken Chow Mein and some Apple Fritters please
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Apple Fritters 

A really nice thick ass that you wanna fuck
Owen was totally staring at Jay’s apple fritters
Apple Fritters by JoJo_26B June 13, 2025

Grandma's Apple Fritter 

Vaginal Labia that dangle low and look generally unappealing. Usually found on older women.
Ted shacked up with that cougar last night. He said that Grandma's Apple Fritter was so bad that it was like trying to pull gum off of a park bench.

Apple Fritter

The act of shoving an apple up the butt
I ran out of bananas so I apple frittered that bitch instead!
Apple Fritter by bingbongpedo April 10, 2010

kansas city apple fritter 

When a man named david eats apple sauce out of a womans vagina.
hey david, what did you do last night? " I gave my wife the kansas city apple fritter

Apple Fritter

what do you call a pile of poop with semen drizzled on top of it? An Apple Fritter
"that one night stand, I shit on her back and came on top, that shit looked like a apple fritter"
Apple Fritter by WeeNerCoom April 11, 2021

Circle K Apple Fritter

When you’re getting your ass ate by some random person in a shady gas station bathroom.
The highlight of my summer vacation was the Circle K Apple Fritter that I got outside of Columbus, OH.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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