apple brain
You call a person apple brain that:A person who is so blindly loyal to Apple they’ll excuse basically anything the company does, even giving up privacy, features, or common sense. Usually naive, smug, and fully convinced that if Apple doesn’t offer something, nobody needs it. Then the second Apple adds it, suddenly it’s “revolutionary.” Basically a smooth-brain who sucks up to big tech and acts like the Apple way is the only way.
Example 1:
“I’d trade my privacy for better integration.”
"This guy is has an apple brain"
Example 2:
“I don’t need that feature.”
“Yeah, because Apple doesn’t have it yet.”
“I’d trade my privacy for better integration.”
"This guy is has an apple brain"
Example 2:
“I don’t need that feature.”
“Yeah, because Apple doesn’t have it yet.”
apple brain by piro4youNL1 April 9, 2026
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