Whackcoon's definitions

Cashgrab

A business that makes you pay and/or get a paid subscription for something small

I have to pay for a URL, what a bunch of Cashgrabs

by Whackcoon February 22, 2023

Appetitis C

A disease in the Appetitis family which causes a powerful loss of appetite that massively impacts your eating. This one is one of the worse as it makes you completely unable to eat and feel full all the time even when you haven't eaten shit in days.

Person 1: I'm suffering man, I can't eat. I've got Appetitis C.
Person 2: That sounds like shit.

by Whackcoon August 20, 2024

Terrence Hill and Bud Spencer

Absolute badasses, their characters can literally destroy crowds of bad guys using only slaps and beans with a comedic touch.

Person 1: Terrence Hill and Bud Spencer were awesome.
Person 2: Yeah, too bad most Americans don't know about them.

by Whackcoon April 3, 2024

Negagen

A wave demon, a character from Sonic.EXE Nightmare Series and a god-like figure amongst Negagenerates. Negagen is known for wearing dresses and sexually harassing Amy Rose. Negagen's majestic blue dress, blue eyes and cyan quills make him indistinguishable from a mortal in his physical form. The Cult of Negagen is one good example of Negagenerates worshipping Negagen like a god

DAMMIT, I LOST TO NEGAGEN AGAIN!

by Whackcoon August 20, 2023

UTTP

Short term for UTubeTrollPolice, an e-club the members of which consist of failed trolls and script kiddies. It is particularly active on YouTube and Discord and they specialize in spamming the comments claiming their dogshit content is better than that of big creators. Keep in mind they are in-fact attention seeking idiots so do not reply to them.

Person 1: I stumbled upon this UTTP group, should I join?
Person 2: Trust me, you don't want to join them.

by Whackcoon March 25, 2024

Chef Shitbaker

A baker known for his bakery in Inkwell Isle, NY, if you say his name, it's said that he will blow your brains out

Person 1: Hey, guess what, I went to Inkwell Isle and even visite Chef Shitbaker's Baker- (gets his brains blown out)
Chef Shitbaker: That's what happens if you say my name

by Whackcoon May 25, 2023

Cozy Glow

A Person Who Sleeps with The Lights Turned on and a Shitload of Blankets, Mainly 10, 21 or Over 9000 Blankets

Hey, Don't Be Such a Cozy Glow

by Whackcoon October 9, 2022