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Apology Letter 

Dear ______________,

I would first like to say that I am sorry that I _______________. I did this because ____________, but that does not make my behavior acceptable. I know that this was inappropriate because __________________. I would like to make amends for what I did. I would like to make it up to you by ___________________, but if something else would be more appropriate, please let me know.

Again, I am very sorry that I ________________.

Sincerely,

__________________
Here’s a blank apology letter. Thank me later ;)
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apology letter 

definition 1 : something i cant write for shit

definition 2 : something the vice principal would make u write to ur lunch lady recess watcher person for not lining up when she blew the whistle
*recess whistle blows*
every 7th grader: *iGnoRE*
vice principal: *aPolOGy lEtTeR*
my letter: "sorry that we didnt line up i was telling everybody to but they dont listen to me "
also me: *not giving 2 fucks*
apology letter by ur FBI agent September 29, 2020

Letter of apology 

Whe one loses 6-0 in a game of Pro Evolution Soccer, one must submit a letter of apology to the victor, pinning it to the wall to show to all until the loser defeats the victor 6-0 in another game. A defeat of more than 6 goals must be punished with a letter of apology being sent to the Pope.
Leahy: 6-0, whip out the letter of apology
Dave: Let me get the paper.....
Letter of apology by Shakin' Steven November 15, 2009

Letterman apology 

the passive-agressive act of dramatically apologizing not only for an action which one has committed, but also for things which one has previously committed, has not committed, and would not likely commit, all in an effort to reduce one's culpability for the central action in question. This is similar to a strategy employed by jewish grandmothers, where one apologizes for all things that have ever happened, whether good or bad.
Example of a "Letterman apology":

Dave: ... so my apologies to subjecting them to that vulnerability and being brow-beaten and humiliated, it never occured to me, and as a matter of fact Alan Coulter kept wanting to know if we'd had sex, do you remember that Alan?

Alan: I did and I don't remember.

Dave: So I'll just say I'm terribly sorry ... And now, also because what can it hurt, once again I'd like to apologize to the former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin...
Letterman apology by ssppuunn November 4, 2009

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026