ssppuunn's definitions
(n.) one who acts in the role as bigot/politician, often without invitation. Usually considered pejorative.
Check out that dude over there: he's a pedant. If you say the word 'grape', he'll be talking about wine for a long, long time.
#talkative #know it all #know-it-all #pedantic #bore #boring #blowhard #blow hard #lecturer #teacher
Check out that dude over there: he's a pedant. If you say the word 'grape', he'll be talking about wine for a long, long time.
#talkative #know it all #know-it-all #pedantic #bore #boring #blowhard #blow hard #lecturer #teacher
Check out that dude over there: he's a redant. If you say the word 'grape', he'll be talking about mexicans and muslims for a long, long time.
by ssppuunn December 10, 2016
Get the redantmug. (n.) the action or instance of the separation, annulment, or legal dissolution of a marriage between two women.
Del and Phyllis make a tremendous couple. I think they'll be together until one of them dies. They will so never get a lesget.
by ssppuunn April 29, 2009
Get the lesgetmug. (adj.) akin to boneheaded. Having the quality of acting in the manner of John Boehner with regard to the debt ceiling debacle. Being stubborn to such a degree that it negatively impacts an entire nation.
McCain: Okay, John, enough is enough. Just use the Senate bill that Reid is proposing and get your guys behind it.
Boehner: No! I am not going to agree with you adults!
McCain: Seriously, John, quit being so Boehnheaded.
Boehner: No! I am not going to agree with you adults!
McCain: Seriously, John, quit being so Boehnheaded.
by ssppuunn July 29, 2011
Get the Boehnheadedmug. (noun, pl.) A completely masturbatory work of high school fiction, used by college admissions officials as psyops tests in order to evaluate your personality. These, on college applications, are better left blank, so long as your GPA, SAT, and other tests are in your advantage. Otherwise, sarcastic embellishment is usually required, in the form of a Hail Mary Pass.
Tom: So, how did you do on your college applications?
Michael: Great! I got accepted at all four of my picks, plus the University of Miami, and I didn't even apply there!
Tom: Wow! What did you write for your College essays? I couldn't think of anything but massive bullshit.
Michael: Oh, that's okay. They prolly didn't even read yours. I left all of mine blank, and they didn't care.
Tom: Well, you were a great student.
Michael: It's okay for you though, you just need to choose a less exclusive major.
Michael: Great! I got accepted at all four of my picks, plus the University of Miami, and I didn't even apply there!
Tom: Wow! What did you write for your College essays? I couldn't think of anything but massive bullshit.
Michael: Oh, that's okay. They prolly didn't even read yours. I left all of mine blank, and they didn't care.
Tom: Well, you were a great student.
Michael: It's okay for you though, you just need to choose a less exclusive major.
by ssppuunn January 25, 2014
Get the College essaysmug. (n.) one who acts in the role as bigot/politician, often without invitation. Usually considered pejorative.
Check out that dude over there: he's a pedant. If you say the word 'grape', he'll be talking about wine for a long, long time.
#talkative #know it all #know-it-all #pedantic #bore #boring #blowhard #blow hard #lecturer #teacher
Check out that dude over there: he's a pedant. If you say the word 'grape', he'll be talking about wine for a long, long time.
#talkative #know it all #know-it-all #pedantic #bore #boring #blowhard #blow hard #lecturer #teacher
Check out that dude over there: he's a redant. If you say the word 'grape', he'll be talking about mexicans and muslims for a long, long time.
by ssppuunn December 10, 2016
Get the redantmug. (1) n. a poseur, akin to someone who attends Rocky Horror Picture Show presentations for the rice. A Faygo is not there for anything else but the experience.
(2) n. the brand name of a soft drink sold in Detriot, Michigan and surrounding areas.
(2) n. the brand name of a soft drink sold in Detriot, Michigan and surrounding areas.
Bruce: You got your tickets?
Esham: Yeah, there ain't no way I'm standin' in line behind all 'dem Faygos.
Esham: Yeah, there ain't no way I'm standin' in line behind all 'dem Faygos.
by ssppuunn January 9, 2011
Get the Faygomug. (n.) 1. An extremely annoying, inconsiderate person most commonly associated with Harley riders.
2. A person who owns or frequently rides a Harley.
2. A person who owns or frequently rides a Harley.
Biker #1: Well, well, now do you think we're fags?
Stan: Yes, yes sir you are total fags.
Kyle: Yeah, you definitely made your point.
Biker #2: No, we rolled in, kicked ass, and took shit over! Is that what a fag does?
Stan: Yeah, yeah, that's totally what a fag does.
Biker #1: No, you're supposed to think we're not fags now!
Stan: But then why are you acting like such fags? I don't understand!
Kyle: I don't either!
Stan: Yes, yes sir you are total fags.
Kyle: Yeah, you definitely made your point.
Biker #2: No, we rolled in, kicked ass, and took shit over! Is that what a fag does?
Stan: Yeah, yeah, that's totally what a fag does.
Biker #1: No, you're supposed to think we're not fags now!
Stan: But then why are you acting like such fags? I don't understand!
Kyle: I don't either!
by ssppuunn November 6, 2009
Get the fagmug.