Definitions by ssppuunn
redant
(n.) one who acts in the role as bigot/politician, often without invitation. Usually considered pejorative.
Check out that dude over there: he's a pedant. If you say the word 'grape', he'll be talking about wine for a long, long time.
#talkative #know it all #know-it-all #pedantic #bore #boring #blowhard #blow hard #lecturer #teacher
Check out that dude over there: he's a pedant. If you say the word 'grape', he'll be talking about wine for a long, long time.
#talkative #know it all #know-it-all #pedantic #bore #boring #blowhard #blow hard #lecturer #teacher
Check out that dude over there: he's a redant. If you say the word 'grape', he'll be talking about mexicans and muslims for a long, long time.
redant
(n.) one who acts in the role as bigot/politician, often without invitation. Usually considered pejorative.
Check out that dude over there: he's a pedant. If you say the word 'grape', he'll be talking about wine for a long, long time.
#talkative #know it all #know-it-all #pedantic #bore #boring #blowhard #blow hard #lecturer #teacher
Check out that dude over there: he's a pedant. If you say the word 'grape', he'll be talking about wine for a long, long time.
#talkative #know it all #know-it-all #pedantic #bore #boring #blowhard #blow hard #lecturer #teacher
Check out that dude over there: he's a redant. If you say the word 'grape', he'll be talking about mexicans and muslims for a long, long time.
redantic
(adj.) the quality of one who possesses a reduction in thought so as to purvey an elementary establishment of a fallacious premise; (syn. to:) pedantic
redanticism
(n.) the act or the practice of being falsely instructional, so as to purvey a modicum of fealty to those who obey and/or believe in the bullshit.
"Hey, when Trump said 'Build the Wall', it made me want to reverse rape one of those Mexicans! That is how deep my redanticism goes!"
redanticism by ssppuunn December 10, 2016
College essays
(noun, pl.) A completely masturbatory work of high school fiction, used by college admissions officials as psyops tests in order to evaluate your personality. These, on college applications, are better left blank, so long as your GPA, SAT, and other tests are in your advantage. Otherwise, sarcastic embellishment is usually required, in the form of a Hail Mary Pass.
Tom: So, how did you do on your college applications?
Michael: Great! I got accepted at all four of my picks, plus the University of Miami, and I didn't even apply there!
Tom: Wow! What did you write for your College essays? I couldn't think of anything but massive bullshit.
Michael: Oh, that's okay. They prolly didn't even read yours. I left all of mine blank, and they didn't care.
Tom: Well, you were a great student.
Michael: It's okay for you though, you just need to choose a less exclusive major.
Michael: Great! I got accepted at all four of my picks, plus the University of Miami, and I didn't even apply there!
Tom: Wow! What did you write for your College essays? I couldn't think of anything but massive bullshit.
Michael: Oh, that's okay. They prolly didn't even read yours. I left all of mine blank, and they didn't care.
Tom: Well, you were a great student.
Michael: It's okay for you though, you just need to choose a less exclusive major.
College essays by ssppuunn January 25, 2014
Boehnheaded
(adj.) akin to boneheaded. Having the quality of acting in the manner of John Boehner with regard to the debt ceiling debacle. Being stubborn to such a degree that it negatively impacts an entire nation.
McCain: Okay, John, enough is enough. Just use the Senate bill that Reid is proposing and get your guys behind it.
Boehner: No! I am not going to agree with you adults!
McCain: Seriously, John, quit being so Boehnheaded.
Boehner: No! I am not going to agree with you adults!
McCain: Seriously, John, quit being so Boehnheaded.
Boehnheaded by ssppuunn July 29, 2011
Faygo
(1) n. a poseur, akin to someone who attends Rocky Horror Picture Show presentations for the rice. A Faygo is not there for anything else but the experience.
(2) n. the brand name of a soft drink sold in Detriot, Michigan and surrounding areas.
(2) n. the brand name of a soft drink sold in Detriot, Michigan and surrounding areas.
Bruce: You got your tickets?
Esham: Yeah, there ain't no way I'm standin' in line behind all 'dem Faygos.
Esham: Yeah, there ain't no way I'm standin' in line behind all 'dem Faygos.