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antiorgasm 

As an orgasm is good, an antiorgasm is bad. Usually refering to a body experiance, or something that rapidly changes your mood towards the negative.
Little Johny was kicked in the crotch, he had an antiorgasm. Little Jimmy excitedly ran up the stairs, slipping and banging his head, it was antiorgasmic. Old Johny was having his way with a kind lady, when she snipped off his hose, instead of orgasming, he had an antiorgasm.
antiorgasm by YubYub October 27, 2006
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Authorgasm

The feeling of relief an author experiences after writing a piece after a long period of writer's block. Can leave said author feeling physically lighter and more relaxed and carefree, much like an orgasm.
Cassidy had an Authorgasm after she finished her first poem in months.

All I want to do is have an Authorgasm!
Authorgasm by CakeShipper May 27, 2013

Audiorgasm 

A song or section of a song that is particularly addictive, and causes you to enjoy it to great amounts.
Coburn - We Interrupt This Program (Jean Claude Ades Remix).. it's an Audiorgasm, especially the chorus.
Audiorgasm by RoxRox May 30, 2006

anorgasmia 

It is the inability of a person to ever achieve an orgasm during sexual intercourse. In other words you have problems ejaculating
Dude, I think I have anorgasmia, it took forever for me to have an orgasm with jenny last night.
anorgasmia by Afluff April 8, 2008

antigasm 

A rather unpleasant experience, with equal negative intensity to that of the positive of an orgasm. Antigasms balance the universe
Shut up Rachel, your negative attitude is giving me an antigasm
antigasm by Anthony Appleton July 26, 2005

anti-orgasm 

Horrible pain, used to describe things beyond extreme discomfort

Often a throbbing sensation

Basically the opposite of an orgasm
in extreme frustration, Sean attempted to kick a metal pole with his foot, but instead, his shin collided with it.

while on the ground clutching his leg, he screamed "oh shit! i just had the worst anti-orgasm ever!!!"
anti-orgasm by daniel owens January 9, 2009

Autorgasm 

the act of rubbing your girlfriend, wife , etc. clit while she is driving to cause her to have an orgasm. Has been successfully done but can be very dangerous. PERFORM AT OWN RISK!!
Bill: hey bob i just gave my girlfriend an autorgasm.
Bob: shut the hell up Bill you could have crashed you know
Autorgasm by foxtrot3092 October 27, 2011
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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