Anti poon 

Someone who has no wheels and no skills in talking to the ladies. The ladies find them annoying, weird or unnatractive. He's usually someone who follows you and your group of friends and always trys to impress the ladies when you are talking to them by saying stupid things to try and be funny

Yo were going to the mall today to see those girls from the party but don't tell Jeremiah he's fucking anti poon

Anti poon by Mad Wheels December 8, 2009

anti poon 

1. someone who is gay (homosexual)
2. a guy who doesn't like pussy or vagina

"That keller kid is a fucking anti poon qweer!!"

"dude, are you anti poon?"

anti poon by henry!!durr March 13, 2009

Anti Poon 

One who presents attributes that cause woman to be repulsed by him. Can also be used to describe an object or person.

Dan, that orange haired ginger fuck could not pick up a girl if he tried. Hes THE anti poon.

Anti Poon by Js and Ml December 19, 2008

anti-poon 

One who deflects and repels attractive women.

Keep Jesse away form the gang tonight. He's anti-poon. There'll be no action whatsoever.

anti-poon by shootandrun August 4, 2007

Anti-poon 

A person who repels the poonani because of sheer gayness and un-coolness.

GUY1 ''Hey how did last night go with that girl?''
GUY2 ''Nah it was shit, I was with Sean, he is the anti-poon''
GUY1 ''Damn might have known you wouldn't have gotten any with that benson there''
GUY2 ''You got that right, he needs to change his strategy, or maybe he should just turn gay, it would certainly go better for him than it is just now''

Anti-poon by Bensonshneeb December 16, 2007

anti-poon 

a person who ruines any chance of scoring with the oposite sex.

wow, i was about to get laid last night and then big jon showed up and was being a total anti-poon

anti-poon by shady-mac January 11, 2008

anti-poon 

Looking and/or acting like a goomba. Having a ridiculous small head on a disproportionately large body.

Hey Josh lets crush some box. O wait we have to babysit that idiot goomba toepp. He is the anti-poon

anti-poon by Adam Stoltz May 15, 2008