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Anonymous Gorilla 

A distant cousin of the Stranger, involving atleast one glove, having the appearance of a gorilla's mitt. The subject shall proceed in to pleasuring him or herself whilst pleading for mercy aloud and taking moment to immitate his assailant's grunts. One might also fantasize about standing too close to the gorilla cage and/or being caught outside in the wilderness by some beast. This act is often performed in a private zoo type setting or while watching Animal Planet.
"Last night I was watching a documentary on mating rituals of other primates for school, so to get in the mood I decided to hook myself up with an Anonymous Gorilla."
Anonymous Gorilla by kjcw September 24, 2006
Related Words
anonymous "G" • o.g. • top g • big G's • e.g. • my g • polo g • Homie G • W.G. • O.G.ISM

anonymous golden shower 

When you are using a toilet that was already filled with pee, and the water splashes up against you when you use it, giving you a golden shower from someone you do not know.
person 1: "I was using this toilet with pee i didn't bother to flush, and when i dropped my dump, it splashed all over me! It was quite the anonymous golden shower."
person 2: "Sexy."

anonymous Gene 

Anonymous Gene is an Internet stalker and dickhead. He is known for his attempted doxxing (which he sucks at, terribly) and his hatred of Onision . It is believed that Anonymous Gene is gay and Chris Hansen is his butt-buddy.
Remember that time Anonymous Gene tried to doxx Tara but doxxed the wrong person instead? What a damned idiot.
anonymous Gene by The Madd Catter December 23, 2024

gay anonymous sex

Gays have been having anonymous sex for as long as there have been big cities with known cruising grounds. In places such as bathroom stalls or city parks, a male can engage another male in a sex act. We call it anonymous sex because the two people do not know each other, and will probably never see each other again. With the internet, gay anonymous sex can also happen in people's home, as well as sex clubs and gyms. The CDC ranks peoples' risk for sexually transmitted using a variety of factors and trends; if someone participates in anonymous sex, their risk is higher.
"I downloaded grindr yesterday and had gay anonymous sex with a guy in central park"

Gangsters Anonymous 

Twelve Step group based out of D-Town Texas thats primary purpose is to help true gangster ass thugs stop their true gangster ass thug ways.

THE TWELVE STEPS OF

GANGSTERS ANONYMOUS(G.A.)

1. I admitted that I am powerless over being a G, that the bitch called life has become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe or am willing to belive that a Gangster greater than myself could restore me to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our soldier rags over to the care of The Almighty Gangster (A.G) as we understood Him.
4. Fearlessly peeped our own game.
5. Admitted to The A.G, to ourselves, and to another homie the exact nature of how we earned our stripes.
6. Were One-Hunnit percent ready to have The A.G wash away our sins.
7. Humbly asked that Nigga to remove our weakness.
8. Made a list of all fuck boys we had came up on, and became willing to make amends to some of them fools.
9. Made direct amends to such bustas whenever we felt like it, especially when to do so would injure them or innocent bystandards.
10. Continued to peep our own game and when we were wrong denied it till the end.
11. Sought through rap and BET to improve our conscious contact with The A.G as we understood Him, freestyling only on His beats for the power to run the game.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as a result of this code, we tried to carry the message to brothas (and sistas), and practice these principals in all our dealings
I have to go to my Gangsters Anonymous Meeting at 3:30am.

Thats one Cold Piece of Work who started Gangsters Anonymous, cold like the Artic Ocean

Garboholics Anonymous

One is said to be a "garboholic" or more specifically, a member of "garboholics anonymous"(noun) if he or she exhibits traits of a rookie/bad kid/idiot/dumbass. "Garboholics anonymous"(adj) can also be used to describe a subject's the garbage qualities and inferiority.
"Holy shit kid, you are so fucking bad! I took the liberty of booking you a one way ticket to garboholics anonymous."
"Dude, my BR has "garboholics anonymous" written all over it, I can't get a fucking headshot."
"Dude, these BKs are getting scooped so hard, they're strait up garboholics anonymous."
"I can't believe it, what a huge load of bull shit, this game is nothing but garboholics anonymous."
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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