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an annoying thing that follows you constantly with all hopes of being with you
i hate having an angelap.
angelap by onefunnymofo March 18, 2011
Words you can keep
Angela is an amazing female. She helps you get up when you feel down. There are no possible words to describe Angela. She is better than any word you can think of. She might be shy at first but you just need to get to know her. Angela usually has long dark curvy hair. Angela will never let you down and is always there when you need her. If you ever meet an Angela don't make the same mistake I made. DON'T stop talking to her because when she gone she is gone forever.
Hey dude who's that?
That's Angela.
Wow she looks amazing
Angela by JustSayHiThanBye October 11, 2018

Angela Bassett Moment

A moment in which a man/woman get's incredibly angry and pissed at his/her lover (usually for infidelity) and goes bat-shit crazy. Usually involves destroying all of their partner's personal belongings they can find. May involve a bonfire.

-Comes from the movie "Waiting to Exhale"
The Angela Bassett Moment:

This motherfucker is psychotic! I bet you there are serial killers less anal. A white woman's the only one who will TOLERATE your smug ass. I was your white woman for eleven years! You couldn't have started that damn company without me. Hell, I WORKED MY ASS OFF! I mean, I got a Masters' degree in business, and there I was - his secretary, his office manager, and his COMPUTER! "No, Bernadine, you can't start the catering business this year. Why don't you wait a few years? Yeah, don't start now; wait one, two, three years. I need you to be the FUCKING BACKGROUND to MY foreground!" 732...732...the number of times that we made love. I remember when that bastard told me he was counting - right after 51! I'll show you! FUCK ME FOR NOT LEAVING YOUR ASS THEN! But the worst, oh the FUCKING worst, was making my kids go to a school with two other black children because you didn't want them to be improperly influenced. Well, guess what, John?! YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKING IMPROPER INFLUENCE! Get your shit, get your shit, and GET OUT!
A beautiful, strong capable woman. She is very smart and she has the most gorgeous, sparkling eyes. She is shy when you first meet her but once you take the time to get to know her she is quite fun to be around. She will never usually make the first move to talk to her crush as she is too shy but will start talking once her crush takes the time to talk to her. Angela is a girl who will stand up for what is right and won't let anyone get in her way. She also really loves sloths.
Person 1: woah, who's that girl who just walked in? She's stunning!
Person 2: that's Angela. If you like her you better make the first move.
Angela by Mr magic man May 23, 2013

Resting Angela Face

When one is not upset or angry; however their face looks as if they are at all times. Named after the famous Angela Kinsey from “The Office
Person 1: “I’m not ticked off, I just have serious Resting Angela Face.”

Person 2: “Only cats bring a smile to your face.
Resting Angela Face by DreTheDemon November 9, 2018
The most amazing girl in the world. Perfect in everyway. Honest, kind, beautiful, loving, all around amazing. A girl every guy wishes he had.
perfect angela
Angela by Iloveyoubabyfromsteven August 20, 2013
She is so beautiful, smart and talented. She's a very charismatic girl with a big heart. The name Angel(a) suits her perfectly because she is heaven sent!
Guy #1 : You're so happy all the time man, what are you on?
Me: It's called "Angela" its the best out there.
Angela by kyro4644 October 25, 2018
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