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angel porn 

a descriptive term for something in the natural world that looks amazing, incredible etc.
Guy 1: I was in Alaska recently and i got to see the northern lights. It was like, angel porn dude!

Guy 2: Awesome bro!!
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Anger Porn

Content produced that is used solely for the purpose of intentionally getting yourself mad.

Different from a troll as this is self inflicted
Asshole 1: "Did you see the new Ghostbusters movie?"

Asshole 2: "Nah, I'm not going to subject myself to that anger porn
Anger Porn by Arbiter of Reality August 13, 2016

Porn-angels

Porn-angels  

A drunken act to hide from a work party so you can sneakly get frisky with another very hot co-worker.
To create some porn-angels first you must:

1. Sneak away.

2. Hide in the porn section of a video store.

3. Things start to get frisky with one another causing the entire shelf of Porn DVDs to fall on the ground.

Now that the ground is completely covered in boobs/cock DVDs, lay down on the ground and move your arms in a flapping motion. This will leave behind some porn-angel wings.

Origin: 4am Video store.

4. Run!

porn angels

the brave women of porn preventing horny boys from humping everything they see.
If it weren't for those brave porn angels boys would be running around humping anything that moves... and sometimes the inanimate.
porn angels by moregretz? December 13, 2010
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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