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Up and Down Like a Merry-Go-Round 

To engage in marital relations with your significant other while moving up and down in a smooth, fluid motion as if riding the merry-go-round at a local theme park or carnival. Usually performed by red-headed men over 50 with crooked clam hammers.
Rawd: Wow, Emil. What's with the big smile??

Emil: Guess!!!!

Rawd: Ummmm..you discovered a cure for E-BOAL-EYE??

Emil: Nope!!!!

Rawd: Hmmmm..you finally got to visit the Book SUPPOSITORY???

Emil: Nope!!! Come on Rawd, you know why!!

Rawd: No I don't!! What is it!!

Emil: OK!! I'm happy because I went Up and Down Like a Merry-Go-Round last night!!!!!!

Rawd: That's fantastic. Congratulations!!

Tutsi-ed all up and down 

To be hacked to death with a machete. Bonus points if you die in central Africa.
800,000 brothas and sistas got Tutsi-ed all up and down in 1994.

Up and Down 

Up and Down reffers to cocaine (Up) and heroin. (Down)
"Yo let me get 5 up and 10 down."

Buyer- "Hey papi, do you got both up and down?"
Dealer- "Yes!"
Buyer- "Awesome! Let me get 7 up, 10 down."
Dealer- "That's 170 papi."
Up and Down by uhhuhman February 12, 2021

up and down clown 

A person who can't get enough sex,or masterbates several times a day,the only movement they want to make,thier an up and down clown
He's a real up and down clown thats the fifth time today that he has jacked off.She can never give enough blow jobs a real up and down clown.
up and down clown by woodpile January 25, 2010

Eastbound And Down 

A very funny TV series on HBO. The show is about an ex-major league baseball player who is forced to leave baseball and move back to his hometown. He gets a job as a middle school P.E. teacher and the story revolves around him trying to get back in the majors. Danny Mc Bride plays the show's main character Kenny Powers. Will Ferrell plays an eccentric car salesman. The show hasn't quite gotten the recognition it deserves yet but the show has been on for a season of six episodes and is one of the funniest television shows in recent history.
Eastbound and Down is a hilarious and original Tv show that everyone must see

Sticking your tongue out and down 

When a thot is trying to get dick they stick there tongue out and down To try to be sexy however they usually are not sexy and when they are really desprite they roll they're eyes back
The is only one word to describe them

THOTS.
That thots tongue almost fell out when she was sticking her tongue out wnd down
Sticking your tongue out and down