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ancient history 

"joey 'ad 'is moments" exclaimed dave, "but at the end of the day 'e's ancient history."
ancient history by theWestHamfan November 12, 2003

Ancient History 

Can simply be described as the History chosen for deadshit losers. It has nothing to do with modern society so The Department of Education have developed a move to ban it from high school due to its irrelevance. Students are being pushed to take up as many units of Modern History as possible. Popular kids at school are asking for a fifth unit of Modern History to be introduced due to number of suicides that have been happening during Ancient History class time. Although studies show that the kids who have committed suicide were unloved and often had rare deformities of the face/genitals(tiny sized scrotums apparent in males and Ingrown penises in females) so some kids have pushed to keep Ancient History as it kills all the filthy mingas and unpopular boys.
That kid is fat, friendless and eating wheat.. He must do Ancient History

Miss Davies boobs represent Ancient History, thats how you know Ancient History is filthy!

Critical Theory of Ancient History

The application of Critical Theory to the study of ancient history—examining how knowledge of the ancient world is constructed, how it serves present interests, and what's erased. Critical Theory of Ancient History asks: Who gets to interpret ancient civilizations? How do modern assumptions shape our understanding of the past? How has ancient history been used to justify contemporary hierarchies (e.g., classical Greece as the origin of "Western civilization")? Drawing on postcolonial theory and critical historiography, it insists that ancient history is never just about the past—it's about the present's need for origins, legitimacy, and identity.
"Ancient Greece was the birthplace of democracy, they say. Critical Theory of Ancient History asks: whose democracy? Built on what? Slavery, patriarchy, exclusion—ancient Athens was no model. The story of Greece as origin serves modern Western identity, not historical understanding. Critical theory insists on asking: why do we tell this story, and who benefits?"

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026