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Some dumbass retard in Florida who probably shat on your lawn while you went to the beach.
Me-Oh fuck. Jimmy's dog shat on my lawn again.

Jimmy-Nah. It was the florida man
by cousinfucker2347632768 April 18, 2019

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We are either referring to Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, a basketball, or my dick when it's hard.
Teacher-Hey its time for your presentation

Me-oh shit, here's the rock again
via giphy
by cousinfucker2347632768 April 19, 2019

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Either you're a pervert or your a Latin student, choose your path dumbass.
Me-Guess what my favorite number is?

Johnson-69?

Me-No! Sex!

Johnson-What the fuck you're such a fucking pervert
by cousinfucker2347632768 April 17, 2019

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WEED MOTHERFUCKER!
Every living human-ugh. 4/20 is here.

Pot heads-FUCK YEAH WEED TIME
by cousinfucker2347632768 April 19, 2019

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Big wheels keep on turning
Carry me home to see my kin
Singing songs about the south-land
I miss 'ole' 'bamy once again and I think it's a sin
Well I heard Mister Young sing about her
Well I heard ole Neil put her down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A southern man don't need him around anyhow
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
In Birmingham they love the Gov'nor, boo-hoo-hoo
Now we all did what we could do
Now Watergate does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you, tell the truth
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you, here I come
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers
And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do)
Lord they get me off so much
They pick me up when I'm feeling blue, now how bout you?
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
Sweet home Alabama, oh sweet home
Where the skies are so blue and the governor's true
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
PornHub-Mia Khalifa becomes cousin fucker and fucks dad

Me-*hand on dick* SWEET HOME ALABAMA *cums*
by cousinfucker2347632768 April 18, 2019

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So fucking boring that if you don't get enough sleep, your A+ will be ancient history.
Class schedule-Ancient history time!

me-oh fuck
by cousinfucker2347632768 April 17, 2019

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The owner of the entire world. If you've ever wanted to meet Jesus, he's alive in the good ole' state of Ohio.
Person 1: O-H

Person 2: I-O!

Both in unison: WE HATE MICHIGAN! OHIO IS THE BEST!
by cousinfucker2347632768 March 11, 2020

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