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Analster

A holiday in Yaoism on March 25.

March 25 marks the day of when Uke and Seme had fallen in love and had sexual intercourse, and thus sprouted the Big Bang that created the universe. This holiday is known as the Analster.
On Analster, you must draw a picture of any yaoi or shounen ai and put it above your head to show the gods Uke and Seme what you have drawn. It will be accepted whether it's good or bad and you will have good luck for a whole week. When you finish the drawing, you must keep it in your pocket for the whole day for the good luck to appear, this means until 12:01 AM the next morning.
For Analster, I drew yaoi of Ritsuka and Soubi!
by Tails Turrosaki December 22, 2009
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Anaester

She can be a lil slow but she can still take your mans. She can get any guy she wants. With just one look any guy falls on there knees for her. Even tho she fumbles the bag sometimes. Actually she fumbles the bag all the time. She can’t shoot her shot tho cause she misses all the time. SHE CUTEEE THOOO. She a hopeless romantic. She has the greatest personality everrr! She is gorgeous of all time. The most sweetest person ever. They will always be someone you can count on. Her future looks hella bright. And she’s a keeper. So whatever you do don’t lose her cause you’ll never meet someone like her.
Anaester took my man.
by gosuckatoe June 2, 2020
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When we landed in Spain we touched down on the analstrip instead of the main runway
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My analstegist suggested I use a toothbrush to scrub my anal wall.
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Anaster

a really nice person, will check on you a lot very kind.

Fun, loving, and kind person! Will always be by your side.
Honestly a bbg / shawty bae. Whenever youre feeling sad or down Anaster will always be there to comfort you.

If Anaster likes you (crush or not) they will be super kind and respectful to u :).
Person 1 : "OMG! Is that anaster?"
Person 2 :"Yea! They're so nice :)"
by eli15cool December 27, 2021
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