Analogist 

A medical professional who is basically a psychologist of the anus. He/she uses standard mental health procedures to comfort the distraught anus.

"So Mr.Poo, how are you doing?"
"Well, I've been really itchy and my brother, Nuts, has cancer. It's tough."
"I think I can provide you with some free samples of anal prozac."
"Thanks doc, you're the best analogist in 3 counties."

Analogist by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

pinprick analogist 

A person who idolizes an idea or a culture of ideas, such as someone who believes they are smart but in reality are idiots, or such people who raise a shitstorm when another person has the same thoughts as the idol of a pinprick analogist.

Ninjapirate.com makes fun of Maddox pinprick analogists, people who think Maddox is the most creative person in the world and every single word of his is copyrighted.

pinprick analogist by mod May 5, 2004

celebrity apologist 

Someone who holds celebrities in such a high regard that they believe they can do no wrong. When the celebrity does do wrong, the apologist defends the celebrity.

"Can you believe that #famous_person said that!?"
"He's just exercising his freedom of speech, and he probably just said it to get attention."
"What are you some kind of celebrity apologist?"

celebrity apologist by Rhym November 18, 2016

cop apologist 

A cop apologist is a person, usually a Statist, who, no matter what a cop does, no matter how bad and unreasonable their actions are. A cop apologist will defend their actions no matter what. They, like cops themselves, think that the police are royalty and above the law and they think that cops should be able to do whatever they want no matter what the situation is. They also think that people should just comply to cops or whatever even though people are not obligated to. They also think it's bad for people to stand up for their rights to a cop even though they have every right to do so.

Regular person: That cop just shot a kid while the kid was holding a Wii remote.

Cop apologist: That Wii remote could have been a gun, I think the cop's action is justified.

Regular person: Really? If you can't tell the difference between a Wii remote and a gun, you must be mentally retarded or a special kind of stupid and shouldn't even be a cop.

cop apologist by Paperplates2 March 19, 2014

Analist 

A person who specializes in anal

Hey I heard Mike was quite the analist

Analist by lotion man October 23, 2015

loki_apologist 

a hilarious person who stans amy winehouse never misses!

everyone: loki_apologist never misses

loki_apologist by mitskisbiggestfan July 7, 2021

Charles and Camilla Apologist 

A person who supports Charles and Camilla.

an apologist whos delusional and loves
loves typing or spamming the words 'Diana was no Saint' 'Diana was no Angel' 'Stop idolizing Diana she wasn't innocent' on a princess diana post.
they also make up very delusional things such as the 'Cult of Diana' 'Princess Diana Cult' and how princess diana has a 'Cult of Personality'. those 3 things come from very delusional charles and camilla apologists. (Usually from Quora)
Charles and Camilla apologists can be found in Quora, the social media Q&A website they've turned into their military base, safe space and hate zone against diana. Charles and Camilla apologists are pretty much a majority in Quora, they can be found in British Royal Family subpages, Harry and Meghan subpages, and William and Kate subpages.
They also say foolish hypocritical things such as 'I love Diana, but she manipulated the british media and was a bad mother'. no princess diana fan would call diana that, only a Charles and Camilla apologist would.
Usually Charles and Camilla apologists consists of old british conservatives, retired military men on their deathbed, and old ugly women who's jealous of Diana's beauty.
they also believe in the obvious hoax that Diana 'cheated first'. even though charles met with camilla before he married diana.
one of the most vile Charles and Camilla apologists is Patricia Bromley, known for her hypocritical, one-sided stand with Charles and Camilla and her anti-diana narratives.

Penny Junior is a Charles and Camilla apologist who loves criticizing every move Princess Diana does, no wonder god made her look like a dehydrated version of Roz Hanby

Charles and Camilla Apologist by Princessdianaisqueen0010 August 23, 2022