anal toaster

When you have a literal toaster in your ass.

Or, when you anally pound a bitch, the friction is so intense you warm dat as up.

Sandra: Jimmy offered me an anal toaster, I was so confused I had to try it.

Jimmy: Last night was so crazy, Sandra let me anal toaster dat ass.

anal toaster by Griffdog55 March 18, 2016

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analtoaster

A popular meme page on Instagram created by Tory Shay. The main draw of the page was the interactions by the admin to her followers that made the account feel personal. The page has since been sold to another content creator who now currently runs the account. The page has been highly criticized since the changing, citing lazy admin, boring memes, ban happy admin etc.

Person 1: Analtoaster sucks since Tory left
Person 2: yeah, the current admin blocks everybody that criticizes her

analtoaster by Mike Wasowski101 October 14, 2019

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analtoaster

The best meme page on instagram ran by mack

one_sadseb69:"Bro are you following the best memepage ever?"
Bro 2:"No what is it?"
one_sadseb69:"Bro its analtoaster"

analtoaster by one_sadseb69 August 5, 2019

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Analtoaster

Where one toasts bread then proceeds to stuff it in their asshole

Hi Ethan I analtoastered myself last night

Analtoaster by Cheffrey_dahmer August 11, 2018

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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