anal reward 

After she's done with her squat regiment, she may get a dick in her ass as a reward

Jenna finished her hundredth squat. She squatted down again and pulled down her yoga pants shaking her booty in anticipation of what came next. When I lay on my back under her, she aggressively pushed out her butthole and sat down on her anal reward

anal reward by the funny one February 25, 2022

anal-retarded 

when one's ass becomes so numb they can't feel it from sitting for such a long time (such as in a chair)

After being in my seat for two hours during the math final, I was anal-retarded by the time I was done with my exam.

anal-retarded by Daniel867 May 8, 2008

anal retardation 

An anal sphincter that is slow and clumsy and produces unusual grunting sounds in public.

"My ring was somewhat retarded today, I believe I maybe a little bunged up"

Or,

"I was displaying all the signs of anal retardation today when suddenly I produced the stubborn jobby on the bus"

anal retardation by bobby jo jobby August 14, 2009

anal retardation 

Anal retardation is extreme anal retention. Following the letter of the Law or company policy regardless of any damage it may cause; no remorse, no morality, no ethic questioning, no guilt. They are the Witch Burners! "I was just doing what I was told!"

She doesn't care that you had a flat, all she knows is you were late for work. She is a living example of anal retardation!

anal retardation by Perakee April 18, 2016

Analretard 

People who have anal sex and act retarded, dick in ass then mouth, fucking sick and retarded.

Some analtards, some people shove dicks up asses and like the ducks clean, how fucking stupid. Analretard.

Analretard by Notreallyracist April 20, 2019