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An Alexander Day 

Referenced from the book Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. It's when you have one of those days where you just feel like crap, and things keep getting worse.
1: "Man, my girl broke up with me, my car broke down, and now I'm walking in the rain."

2: "Sounds like you're having an alexander day dude."
An Alexander Day by Lawlzolonius September 18, 2009

Pulling An Alexander James 

When you refer to the superiority of Google products so often and intensely, it creates a singularity to which no obsolete format escapes.
Person Puling an Alexander James: "Oh have you seen my newest Google pixel it? It surpasses your technology.

Random person: "Bro stop Pulling An Alexander James, I'm getting sucked into a singularity because of it"

Alexander M "doing an alexander M" 

alexander m or "doing an alexander" is the definition of snorthing lines of cocaine off male genitalia while getting fingered from behind. you often come a cross this situation when you see a used junkie almost always indian trying to get into clubs or getting free drugs from a dealer by offering to suck his genitalia and after snorthing coke of it
Alexander M "doing an alexander M" maiiin please let me in imma Alexander m you handsome"
"yo im tryna get a g, can i pay you with an Alexander m?"

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026