When someone plops their dick out in public.
"ew, look at that blokes tiny john thomas"

"Hes doing an Alexander, the wanker"
by Big lad jonny April 10, 2018
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“Helper and defender of mankind”
Alexander’s are humanitarians they’re extremely intelligent & very charming. When you’re with an Alexander it is like being with your best friend/boy friend all at the same time. He’s an amazing lover, gentle & irresistibly sexy. They have a wonderful sense of humor. Alexander’s are thoughtful, honest & loving.
Alexander: is the most amazing guy in the world & I love him!
by Track10 March 21, 2010
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Longer, more annoying way to call a person Alex
Guy: Hey Alexander?
Alex: fuck you
by OneSleepyGuy February 5, 2020
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An absolutely amazing young man. A little teasy at times, but still is amazing. He's tall, tan skinned and wonderfully butted. He's the kind of guy who you will absolutely have a major crush on at first sight, and when he starts smiling, congratulations, you've completely fallen for him. Seriously though, the smile is to die for.
In general, DATE AN ALEXANDER. He is an amazing kisser and will make you happy for the rest of your existence. He's definitely a great guy who you'd be a dumb bitch for letting him slip out of hands. He's caring, loving, sensitive, understanding and just overall outstanding. He'll make you all hot and flustered until you completely melt. An Alexander is the best thing EVERRR.
my boyfriend is an Alexander and he is absolutely amazing!! <3
by whhhhhhhhitney June 18, 2014
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A true goat, likely to have a huge penis also likely to be very good looking. Usually a great mix of intelligence and athletic ability. Alexanders always get the ladies and will usually have a great long, rich life.
Why are you blushing?
I saw an alexander!
by Hugge July 14, 2020
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Alex is a kind guy that you can talk to and some Alexs are kinda shy in my opinion but that is only around you but when he is with his friends he is very open about things. He is a gentleman and you will smile when you are around or he will make you smile. He is very caring, sweet and loveable so if you have him as a boyfriend keep him!
Alyssa: I wish I could meet an Alexander
Danielle: Alex is my Boyfriend
Alyssa: You better keep him
by Lovesecret101 May 5, 2018
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