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Pulling an Alec

The act of saying or promising you will do something and totally going against it no matter the circumstance, this could also mean somebody has done something stupid
Hey John said hed come to the party but he hasnt shown up AGAIN.
Friend: Is he really pulling an alec for the third time this week?
Pulling an Alec by Baldy24 September 24, 2018

Pulled an Alec Baldwin

When you tell a girl youโ€™re shooting blanks but get her pregnant anyway
Guy: Yeah, I just pulled an Alec Baldwin on this chick and now sheโ€™s pregnant.

analectoplasm 

What is that? "Analectoplasm"
analectoplasm by Tvanal May 20, 2017

analectual 

analectual
/หˆeษชn(ษ™)หˆlษ›ktสƒสŠษ™l/

๐˜ข๐˜ฅ๐˜ซ๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ท๐˜ฆ
of, or relating to intellect that comes from or is situated near the anus: "the analectual point of view"

๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ
a person displaying or possessing an elevated degree of analect.

๐˜ฑ๐˜ด๐˜บ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜บ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ด
(in Freudian theory) relating to or denoting a stage of psychosexual development in which defecation is the major source of knowledge and the anus is the center of all learning.
The plain and simple fact is that an analectual does nothing more than talk shit - usually the shit that is fast-tracked from their's or someone else's ass.
analectual by Ms. Unformation September 19, 2023

analectomy 

Prompt removal of the anus due to infection or for cosmectic purposes.
Fred, does this dress make me look fat?
Yeah, it does. Maybe you should get an analectomy.

analecia 

A girl who is pretty but likes to show off her butt even tho she ainโ€™t got one how I know trust me i know plenty but she would have beautiful eyes. And she is very very chill
Analecia has pretty eyes.
analecia by Google defs. October 12, 2017
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wifeโ€™s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž
Wifeโ€™s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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