An Alec

This is when you receive oral sex on the back of a school bus.

Jim: Hey Cody, i just got an Alec!

Cody: Nice bro, did the driver see?

Jim: Nah man, she was busy driving.

by B.On. B February 26, 2011

Pulling an Alec

The act of saying or promising you will do something and totally going against it no matter the circumstance, this could also mean somebody has done something stupid

Hey John said hed come to the party but he hasnt shown up AGAIN.
Friend: Is he really pulling an alec for the third time this week?

by Baldy24 September 24, 2018

Pulled an Alec Baldwin

When you tell a girl you’re shooting blanks but get her pregnant anyway

Guy: Yeah, I just pulled an Alec Baldwin on this chick and now she’s pregnant.

by Just ah Gie March 4, 2023

analectoplasm

Extraterrestrial anal seepage

What is that? "Analectoplasm"

by Tvanal May 20, 2017

analectual

analectual
/ˈeɪn(ə)ˈlɛktʃʊəl/

𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦
of, or relating to intellect that comes from or is situated near the anus: "the analectual point of view"

𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯
a person displaying or possessing an elevated degree of analect.

𝘱𝘴𝘺𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘺𝘴𝘪𝘴
(in Freudian theory) relating to or denoting a stage of psychosexual development in which defecation is the major source of knowledge and the anus is the center of all learning.

The plain and simple fact is that an analectual does nothing more than talk shit - usually the shit that is fast-tracked from their's or someone else's ass.

by Ms. Unformation September 19, 2023

analectomy

Prompt removal of the anus due to infection or for cosmectic purposes.

Fred, does this dress make me look fat?
Yeah, it does. Maybe you should get an analectomy.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

analecia

A girl who is pretty but likes to show off her butt even tho she ain’t got one how I know trust me i know plenty but she would have beautiful eyes. And she is very very chill

Analecia has pretty eyes.

by Google defs. October 12, 2017