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amishmidget 

A short Amish guy that when playing online games thinks "Overwatch" is sitting back and watching his teammates die. Says he just went 20-3 when he is alone but 3-28 when you are in the party. Will kill a teammate to take his loot. Calls his teammates idiots. Nothing is ever his fault...PERIOD.

Often smells like peanut butter and dog farts!

Has a fantasy involving Eeyore.

Has a secret friend we will call "Gaz" that he sends and receives "pictures" with.

Loses at the game of "KIDS GO TO BED" every night.

Drinks Zimas and plays the Phil Collins drum solo to be happy.

Favorite phrase "Yes Dear"

Other name: Amisha
I played with an Amishmidget last night online.
amishmidget by Yodabrew December 2, 2019
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Amuse-Bouche 

A cute little girl to w’et your…err, um… appetite (derived from the French term of the same name meaning: a small appetizer as served, usually without a charge, in a restaurant)
"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."
Amuse-Bouche by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

Amish Moon Butter 

When you piss into someone’s asshole and put your dick in and twist around.
Bro, I just tried Amish Moon Butter with my girl last night! That shit was crazy!
She is probably one of the best person you'll ever come across. she is a really strong and beautiful human being. she'll make you smile when you're down and will stand by you no matter what. She may do dumb stuff but she always has a reason for it. she is really pretty and she knows it.
oo ..she is the perfect anushka.
anushka by randomhuman10 December 6, 2020

Amish Moon Butter 

The process of churning piss with your dick, in the ass of Amish-folk.

**Courtesy of GOONS**
Jebediah gave Mary Beth the ol' Amish Moon Butter after last night's sermon.
The name of a girl who is funny, immature but very wise at the same time, and loves to roast people whilst having a laugh with her closest pals. Everyone thinks she is very awkward and shy, but really she just needs a bit of encouragement to step out of her comfort zone and socialise. Surprisingly, she is an extrovert by nature (as you find out when you get to know her), but can appear quiet at first which is far from her true personality. Even though she is not perfect she tries her best to be kind and caring. However, she can be quite impatient at times. Everyone who gets to know Anusha or has the opportunity to talk to her multiple times will know what a hilarious and bubbly girl Anusha is. Don’t be confused though, because if you upset Anusha, nothing will stop her from cutting you out of her life. She is very gentle unless if you behave towards her in a toxic manner. She likes people to know that she will not tolerate that. Anusha also loves to diss everyone in her path, even if it is behind their backs! This is not necessarily a good thing but it can be quite entertaining tbh.
The name Anusha means Goddess or Beautiful morning (sunrise)
Anusha by KittyKatOffTheBat July 24, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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