assedness 

The act of being an ass, but with an undertone of revenge.

I deserve all the assedness you can throw at me tonight because I handled life like an amateur.

assedness by Kate Charlton May 29, 2008

half-assedness 

(noun). The pursuit or practice of working in a manner that is predictably subpar in quality, effectiveness, and timeliness.

Garythomas duncan continues his half-assedness in the computer and IT field; therefore, IT effectiveness for the company has dropped significantly over the past four quarters.

half-assedness by K Numen December 13, 2008

punk-assedness 

The actual act of an individual who displays punk-ass behavior.

The idiot on our team is displaying his punk-assedness.

punk-assedness by shaggypb September 4, 2012

half-assedness 

(noun). The pursuit or practice of working in a manner that is predictably subpar in quality, effectiveness, and timelessness.

Gary continues his half-assedness in the computer and IT field: therefore, IT effectiveness for the company has dropped significantly over the past four quarters.

half-assedness by K Numen February 11, 2007

bitch-assedness 

A quality one possesses when he is a bitch-ass.

PFC Mercer, in all his bitch-assedness, failed to knock him out.

bitch-assedness by Gorilladong February 27, 2009

ampedness

Evidently, emotions or feelings categorized by electricity. Ben's silly word, that isn't even a word. He tries to use it but it is not defined in any dictionary. It's not even archaic. It's not even obsolete. It's simply non-existant.

An urban person or slang user might say, "I would describe my feelings of excitement as ampedness."

Or, "I was so stoked for the show, I would say that I was overwhelmed by incredible ampedness."

ampedness by Tracy Molly Radsvick McDonald July 27, 2008

Arsedness

Describing oneself when I am drunk or lazy or cheeky.

You made a whole mess of the party last night with your drunk arsedness.

Arsedness by Mc nesbreen January 10, 2024