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sex with a female that is missing limbs

I had sex with that ampute

ampute by tnrunner April 27, 2006

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amputree

n. a tree that has had some of its branches/limbs cut off, leaving nubby circles on the trunk where the branches were.

trees that are overgrown in front yards, or are growing dangerously close to buildings or power lines, are most likely to become amputrees.

the elements (high winds,lightning etc.) are also a common cause of amputrees.

"I used to climb the tree in front of my house when I was a kid. Unfortunately, my dad made it an amputree when I was 9, and now I can't."

amputree by RadioBurnv1 October 22, 2008

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amputorium

-a ceremonial gathering held with the purpose of removing an appendage or tool that has been misused or abused.

"His amputorium came as no surprise."

amputorium by connie m May 19, 2009

interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality

The prestigious sexual conquest of fucking both an alternately coloured midget and a dead animal, most commonly a dog, while either you or the midget may be missing limbs. Prosthetic limbs would also qualify. The rarest form of this occuring would involve two midgets, one of them being an Eskimo.

Note: dead animals almost exclusively mammals.

Rick: So she comes home, and I can tell right away that he has midget stink all over her. I know she's into interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality, ever since she lost both her arms in that thresher, I know she's been fucking around.

Alistair: Jesus Christ.

interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality by Revchu August 6, 2005

midget amputee porn

midget amputee porn is the holy grail of all porn for those that are weird and wacky enough to want to watch it. Obviously contains midgets that are dismembered dancing the good dance!!!

do you want to watch some midget amputee porn?

midget amputee porn by dannyboy1373 November 10, 2007

amputorgy

An orgy involving amputees.

OMG, did you see the amputorgy last night? There were arms and legs everywh..Wait, no there weren't.

amputorgy by Amputee fan 01 August 31, 2005

amputeens

Cleveland band originated in 2004.

Likes drugs, sex, cigarettes, and people

When I saw the Amputeens they tried to sell me drugs at their merch booth, but i was straightedge so i just let them tag team my sister

amputeens by Ann coulture is my sexslave September 20, 2006

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026