When you make a funny joke and all your friends laugh, theres going to be that person who saids that joke and makes it stupid sort of being like an extra. Witch sucks for you.
John: hey your mom is so fat, when she jump for joy she got stuck
Sean: hey your mom is so fat, when she jump for joy she got stuck and ate a hamburger.
John: your such an amper.
Sean: hey your mom is so fat, when she jump for joy she got stuck and ate a hamburger.
John: your such an amper.
by Fallydally511 February 28, 2008
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by AD218 August 28, 2008
Get the Amper Stoked mug.A female in the military who provides sexual release for soldiers during deployments. She will usually be very up beat and friendly. she will love to do "guy" type activities so that know ones wives or girlfriends will suspect anything is happening.
robbi: this deployment coming up is going to really suck! im going to miss my new wife.
matty: ya i know, but there's an ambersawred in the company this time so at least we'll still be getting laid.
matty: ya i know, but there's an ambersawred in the company this time so at least we'll still be getting laid.
by amber hackbrook September 20, 2009
Get the ambersawred mug.Reference to Amber Heard's photo that she texted to Johnny Depp during their divorce showing a huge piece of human feces on his bed, complete with wipe marks on the white sheets. She claimed it was from his 4 pound teacup yorkie. Looked like Mike Tyson might have left it.
When you suddenly realize that you'll be known forever as "Amber, the batshit-crazy bed shitter", aka Amber Turd.
by Saka Hoki April 22, 2022
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"I left him an Amber Turd this morning after he called me a bitch"
"You'll get an Amber Turd for that one!"
"You'll get an Amber Turd for that one!"
by Smackmesoftly April 23, 2022
Get the Amber Turd mug.A large walking, breathing pile of feces that was created by dark magics. She wears a human disguise of Amber Heard, but is really a living demonic turd. It lives off cheap booze and coke and was created only to ruin lives of successful men.
Wears a ton of cheap makeup and a blonde wig to fit in.
Amber Turd is like a leech or infection unlike the sexy counter part, the succubus who is a magical enchanting breathe taking beauty who sucks out your soul.
Wears a ton of cheap makeup and a blonde wig to fit in.
Amber Turd is like a leech or infection unlike the sexy counter part, the succubus who is a magical enchanting breathe taking beauty who sucks out your soul.
"Beware in Hollywood of who you hire!" "Do extended background checks and drug tests to avoid an Amber Turd infection!"
"Make sure to check the woman's hair, if its blonde scan them to make sure its human or a demon turd human."
"Make sure to check the woman's hair, if its blonde scan them to make sure its human or a demon turd human."
by ravenscar February 28, 2021
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