amper 

When you make a funny joke and all your friends laugh, theres going to be that person who saids that joke and makes it stupid sort of being like an extra. Witch sucks for you.

John: hey your mom is so fat, when she jump for joy she got stuck

Sean: hey your mom is so fat, when she jump for joy she got stuck and ate a hamburger.

John: your such an amper.

amper by Fallydally511 February 28, 2008

amper 

amphetamine

He is on an amper right now

amper by chance master747 August 28, 2021

Amper Stoked 

The act of being amped up and stoked about something at the same time.

After landing the sick 900 Stalefish in the halfpipe I was super Amper Stoked about it!

Amper Stoked by AD218 August 28, 2008

ambersawred

A female in the military who provides sexual release for soldiers during deployments. She will usually be very up beat and friendly. she will love to do "guy" type activities so that know ones wives or girlfriends will suspect anything is happening.

robbi: this deployment coming up is going to really suck! im going to miss my new wife.
matty: ya i know, but there's an ambersawred in the company this time so at least we'll still be getting laid.

ambersawred by amber hackbrook September 20, 2009

Amber Turd 

Reference to Amber Heard's photo that she texted to Johnny Depp during their divorce showing a huge piece of human feces on his bed, complete with wipe marks on the white sheets. She claimed it was from his 4 pound teacup yorkie. Looked like Mike Tyson might have left it.

When you suddenly realize that you'll be known forever as "Amber, the batshit-crazy bed shitter", aka Amber Turd.

Amber Turd by Saka Hoki April 22, 2022

Amber Turd 

Taking a huge shit on your partners side of the bed and leaving it for them to discover after an argument.

"I left him an Amber Turd this morning after he called me a bitch"

"You'll get an Amber Turd for that one!"

Amber Turd by Smackmesoftly April 23, 2022

Amber Turd 

A large walking, breathing pile of feces that was created by dark magics. She wears a human disguise of Amber Heard, but is really a living demonic turd. It lives off cheap booze and coke and was created only to ruin lives of successful men.

Wears a ton of cheap makeup and a blonde wig to fit in.
Amber Turd is like a leech or infection unlike the sexy counter part, the succubus who is a magical enchanting breathe taking beauty who sucks out your soul.

"Beware in Hollywood of who you hire!" "Do extended background checks and drug tests to avoid an Amber Turd infection!"
"Make sure to check the woman's hair, if its blonde scan them to make sure its human or a demon turd human."

Amber Turd by ravenscar February 28, 2021