amoosed

adj. to be amused by cow or moose humor.

dude 1: what do cows use to do math?
dude 2: i dunno, what?
dude 1: a cowculator!
dude 2: oh man, i am so amoosed!

by Bahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa August 19, 2010

Anoosed

When you engulf someone's head with your anus and then take a massive shit.

Ah dude, you should have seen Eliza last night. She got totally anoosed.

by Cute Harambae March 11, 2022

opar amoose :O

An outdated phrase used to express shock at an IRC operater's use of channel operator powers that he has not been granted access to by the channel founder.

One of those retro phrases like "bogus dude," "Have a nice day," or "Jimmy Carter is the current president of the United States".

<MechaMrEd> I RULE THIS CHANNEL WITH AN IRON FIST
*** Bane sets mode: +o Bane
*** Yumblie sets mode: +b MechaMrEd!!!!*@*
<MechaMrEd> ..
<frosty_bob> OPAR AMOOSE :O

by Irving Washington March 30, 2003

Amosed

Organising a gathering to which few or no people turn up.

Darren: Where is everybody?
Mikey: This *is* everybody.
Mark: Why has noone come to my leaving do? *cries*
Mikey: Dude, you've been Amosed

by Crashlock April 2, 2009

Amoose

A big mop dog that often ratios people and wins every argument no matter how far gone

Amoose, there it is.

by James Turkey October 13, 2022