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Verb: The act of being completely oblivious to events going on around you. The act of being very smart only to be overcome by stupidity.

Adjective: An individual with no form of common sense.
Getting into a bright red car parked RIGHT next to your friends blue car at the grocery store... dude you just pulled an Amato

Asking a series of repetitive question only to never understanding the blatantly obvious answer... okay Amato


Amato by C.J. and Jim December 17, 2008
Words you can keep
the biggest pimp in the word, really cool person.
man he's an amato, or man he is so amato
amato by jerry October 5, 2003
An amato is the drunk guy you can't take outside the door of his own home. Always insulting people and getting too loud. He thinks he's the shit despite a shot to the leg with a Tek9 (point blank). He put it there himself.
" Damn, you were just amatoed !!"

" He ain't nothin but a fucking amato."
amato by faeri January 10, 2004

amato martucci 

Amato martucci is a savage that doesn't give a fuck. And and kid that will grow up to be the next Wayne Gretzky. He will forever be a straight G
Amato martucci is such a savage.
amato martucci by Amato January 27, 2017

Amato Animo Animato Animagus 

this harry potter spell is specifically used to become an animagus.
Amato Animo Animato Animagus! *becomes animagus*

Cus D'amato 

"Me and my homies love the bottle like Tyson loves Cus D'amato." -Andre Nickatina
Cus D'amato by Maxi-P January 28, 2009

Dirty D'Amato 

If you're a thoracic surgeon, and after the patient is asleep, you penetrate them anally, and then take a shit inside their open chest.
The doctor hated the patient so much that he pulled a dirty D'Amato, and they died.
Dirty D'Amato by Cardone69 December 10, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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