Alyssa's hotpocket

The purposeful act of shutting your own asshole with glue (the stickier the better). Then proceeding to gorge oneself on spicy ethnic food. Resulting in the ruptured of ones colon.

I'm so tired of life right now, so I gave myself an Alyssa's hotpocket

by Axe wound diver February 1, 2025

Alyssa & Savannah

The two girls that are the best of friends, they've had their arguments and their fights, but they love each other and they care way too much for each other to let them slip away. They cherish their friendship and will let no one in between them. They will always and forever, be Alyssa and Savannah, Bestfriends forever <3

Friend 1: Who are Alyssa & Savannah?
Friend 2: Oh they are best friends, nobody ever comes between them. the two are practically inseparable!!!

by DrummergirlxClarinetgirl November 19, 2013

Corinne Alyssa Snider

term used to describe the most awesome freaking girl you will ever meet in your lifetime. She will absolutely knock your crazy socks off. May be slightly certifiably insane,only enough so that you can't resist her. She's just the right amount of crazy in your life. She'll blow you away with her comedic genius and caring abilities. Shoot, it's not even certain she comes from this planet...she is that frickin AWSOME...oh and modest too...

OMG..man I just met my Corinne Alyssa Snider last night, I need to go buy some new socks now.

by heh...just guess May 2, 2010

Alyssa slander day

Alyssa slander day is on November 19th starts at 4:00 - 12:00

Slander alyssa
That’s it
#alyssa slander day

by Kwakite November 19, 2021

alyssa sloan

a person who sits and eats two whole bags of chips and two granola bars

alyssa sloan ate all our food

by turtleplayer 1021 July 23, 2018

alyssa serra

Fatty ass bitch is obsessed with the Dolan Twins and can’t get enough of them. She is a slut who is full of herself. She’s always texting at least 5 guys. Gets caught cheating. She is rly a yee-haw girl trying to act like she from the city. She’s always running her mouth around town. But that bitch can sit down and shut her fatty bitch ass flatness no ass up!

alyssa serra thinks she’s all that, but that bitch ass fatty can sit tf down!

by Dr. Armstrong February 24, 2019

alyssa sims

Type of a girl who can always pick her head up no matter what. She is so beautiful and can handle anything that comes her way. She is bright, intelligent, funny, nice, and carrying. Alyssa is very athletic but also gets an attitude with most people. She doesn't like people telling her what to do or how she should do whatever it is that she is doing.

the name Alyssa sims is someone who is very athletic, intelligent, funny and loving.

by byeeeeeeeeeee January 30, 2017