altidored 

a verb used in soccer when someone shanks the ball over the goal from very close range. In reference to Jozy Altidore's many infamous misses from point-blank range while playing for the U.S. National Team.

Dear Lord, he's altidored it! What a botch!

altidored by copelandfc August 4, 2011

Altidor 

a very large but constantly flaccid penis

Kelly has a nice Altidor.

Altidor by RachelBoobsMcGee1 February 17, 2008

Altivore 

A person who prefers mock meat, regardless of their dietary preferences.

Even before he went vegan, Martin was such an altivore.

Altivore by AJ McCoy February 10, 2017

altidore 

Turkey fighting for money

Altidore is cewl

altidore by cewldude420 January 17, 2016

altinordu 

Altinordu means gay fuck party where gay man put their cube dicks inside eachother

This man is so gay lets take him to altinordu

altinordu by Mtkucur February 28, 2019