altidored

a verb used in soccer when someone shanks the ball over the goal from very close range. In reference to Jozy Altidore's many infamous misses from point-blank range while playing for the U.S. National Team.

Dear Lord, he's altidored it! What a botch!

by copelandfc August 4, 2011

Altidor

a very large but constantly flaccid penis

Kelly has a nice Altidor.

by RachelBoobsMcGee1 February 17, 2008

Altivore

A person who prefers mock meat, regardless of their dietary preferences.

Even before he went vegan, Martin was such an altivore.

by AJ McCoy February 10, 2017

altidore

Turkey fighting for money

Altidore is cewl

by cewldude420 January 17, 2016

altinordu

Altinordu means gay fuck party where gay man put their cube dicks inside eachother

This man is so gay lets take him to altinordu

by Mtkucur February 28, 2019