Altivore

A person who prefers mock meat, regardless of their dietary preferences.

Even before he went vegan, Martin was such an altivore.

by AJ McCoy February 10, 2017

altidored

a verb used in soccer when someone shanks the ball over the goal from very close range. In reference to Jozy Altidore's many infamous misses from point-blank range while playing for the U.S. National Team.

Dear Lord, he's altidored it! What a botch!

by copelandfc August 4, 2011

altidore

Turkey fighting for money

Altidore is cewl

by cewldude420 January 17, 2016