alt j 

Alt-J (also known as ∆) is an English indie rock band, formed in 2007 in Leeds, England. Their debut album An Awesome Wave was released in May 2012 in Europe2 and September 2012 in the United States and won the 2012 British Barclaycard Mercury Prize.

The indie rock band, alt j, is awsome

alt j by ARGHHHHH!!! May 28, 2014

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This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,

Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
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Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes

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alt.bonehead.julian-macassey 

alt.bonehead.julian-macassey is a usenet newsgroup created in 1998 to laugh at JM.

Julian is screeching "filth" again. Set the follow-up to alt.bonehead.julian-macassey

alt.bonehead.julian-macassey by Gnocchi1 April 20, 2022

der poo jahre alt 

originally used to say crap in a jar. but now can be used to desribe things that you find shit.

that match was der poo jahre alt. ie. that match was crap

der poo jahre alt by Lucasbax April 27, 2004

Altjin

At her core, altjin do what she wants and do things her own way. Altjin is very optimistic about everything, usually saying"bolno doo:) ". Has a little trouble expressing her emotions, but she is very kind and nice to everyone. Weaknesses or as we like to say"sul tak"is too hard working.

Miss you altjin

Altjin by Navchit November 28, 2021

Altjon 

An Italian piece of shit, he smells like dollar store cologne. He is Pretty cool but is a shitty wingman and is to much of a pussy to get in trouble to have fun.

Altjon you smell like an Italian mafia bosses armpits

Altjon stop being a little bitch and ask the girl out

Altjon by Sexyirishbastard December 2, 2019

Altjin

At her core, Altjin do what she wants and do things her own way. She is unafraid of conflict, highly competitive, honest and direct. Altjin is very optimistic about everything, usually saying"Болно доо:) ". Has a little trouble expressing her emotions, but she is very kind and nice to everyone. Weaknesses or as we like to say"Сул тал"is too hard working.

There is no life i image without Altjin

Altjin by Navchit November 21, 2021